Well, it seems like Lily Allen is plagued with self doubt about her talent as a singer/songwriter and fears that at any moment she will be discovered as a fraud. She has recently been quoted as saying, “I’m convinced I’m not talented at all, and I’m sure people are just about to figure it out. I’m not very good, am I? I don’t think what I do is any good. I think I’m awful. I’m not a musician. I don’t play an instrument. I write nursery rhymes.” One can only imagine that this means more annoying pictures and video of Allen crying.

So Nick Hogan made an appearance at the Sundance Film Festival managing somehow to snag a girl. I’m not saying she’s after his money or fame or anything, but one look at his outfit and you have to wonder what the Hell she was thinking.  In an apparent bid to make sure that his picture was taken by everyone with a camera, Hogan decided to dress, well, you have to see it to believe it.  Between the cowboy neck scarf, Elton John sunglasses and diamond printed 80s jacket with matching sneakers, you almost don’t notice the worse fashion accessory he has going:  the stupid look on his face. 

Let me just take a moment here, folks, to gush about yesterday.  How stunning was Michelle in her yellow Isabel Toledo outfit and green kitten heels?  And Sasha and Malia were simply beaming throughout their Dad’s big day.   And President Obama (God it’s good to write that!) well, I might have a bit of a crush on him.  Like most I was glued to my TV set all through yesterday and I must say I had goose bumps a few times.  The couple’s inaugural first dance was one of the sweetest moments I have seen in a long while, and kudos to Beyonce for keeping it together long enough to sing a beautiful rendition of “At Last”.

All aboard!

It seems that anyone who is anyone in Hollywood has jumped on the Obama bandwagon, even those who were not supporters of the “Yes we can” man during the election.  The other day Speidi was spotted sporting Obama T-shirts.  Remember two seconds ago when they were huge MacCain supporters?  These two are so shameless in their self promotion it’s nauseating.  I can just see them in WWII Germany with “We heart Hitler” T shirts.

Party Central

Washington over the past week has seen a severe influx of glitz and glamour as the Hollywood elite parties in support of Obama.  There were so many parties and dinners it’s a bit overwhelming.  And really, I’m a huge supporter of Obama, but wouldn’t maybe one huge party have sufficed?

Stand by your man

Well, one thing you can say about Kelly Osborne:  she’s loyal to a fault.  The daughter of Ozzy  and sometime singer has been formally charged for a little slapfest she held back in August of last year. When gossip columnist Zoe Griffin dared to call Osborne’s fiancé, Luke Worrall stupid, Kelly defended her man by slapping the columnist.  Glad to see you have those anger issues under control, Kelly.

One more night in Paris?

Apparently there is going to be yet another sex tape of Paris Hilton available for your viewing pleasure.  Or those nights you need help getting to sleep.  Really, the first one was so freaking boring, would anyone care if another was released?  According to OK! magazine,  some nobody, Darnell Riley, bought 14 hours of Hilton tape from Russian kids who stole the tape from the her home.  The video apparently shows Ms. Hilton being naughty in the back of a New York taxi. Uh huh.  Like she’d ever get in a taxi.

Amy, Amy, Amy.  Hasn’t anyone ever told you that you can’t have your cake and eat it, too?  Or has all that coke simply addled your brain so much that you’re just a wee bit confused about things?  My money’s on the second explanation.

Seems that Ms Rehab is refusing to accept the fact that perhaps her fairytale wedding (think beauty and the beast) is finally over. Rumor has it that her dear Blakie, who is currently behind bars, has requested that his lawyers draw up divorce papers.  But that won’t stop this love story gone wrong from continuing down its Jerry Springer path if Amy has anything to say about it.  She recently told the Sun that she simply refuses to divorce her hubby. “I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me.”

Amy loves her husband so much she has been spotted canoodling with Josh Bowman, a rugby player who is currently trying his hand at acting. As usual Amy has a screwed up view of things.  Apparently she’s desperately in love with Blake, but wants to have her fun, too.  “Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

And just where does Amy plan on waiting for her hubby to get out of jail?  St. Lucia.  If you want to prove your dedication to him, Amy, why not wait in Siberia?  Or a rehab center?