In what may be one of the signs of the Apocalypse, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have once again procreated.  On Good Charlotte’s official website, Madden wrote a message saying “I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope [you're] all feeling as good as I am right now.”

I will now await the locust and hope my tea water doesn’t turn into blood.