It seems, surprise surprise, that towards the end of their marriage, Guy Ritchie and Madonna weren’t all that nice to each other.  A source told Britain’s The Sun that Ritchie had taken to calling Madonna “It” even before the two were divorced. 

When talking about his wife, Ritchie would say things such as, “Oh, It’s in a bad mood today,” or, “We can’t make It angry!” 

Not wanting to give Ritchie the last laugh, Madonna’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, replied to the statements by letting Ritchie, and the world know that, “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized!”

Touché Madonna, touché.