Good God! Really girl, you need to take some of your money and go out and buy some self esteem. Or maybe some of your own CDs. That way you could stop all the begging and pleading for folks to go out an buy your latest release, It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Lily recently blogged on her website, basically getting down on her knees and pleading with fans to go out and buy her new record. Here’s the rant, in full ( all spelling and grammatical errors are Miss Drunky-poo’s, not mine):

Ok, so I never thought I would have to write this blog. Earlier today my record company told me “its not me it’s you” (my ne w album) has a pretty good chance of going to number 1 in the US charts this week. Im currently sitting behing Alison krauss and Robert plant, who, quite rightly are sitting at no 1 . ive never had a number one album in England , never mind the US ,and all of this is a bit crazy . I could well be up for no1 here(America ) , which makes me want to cry a bit . Iv’e never begged you to buy from me ever,but I am now . this will be the only time ever in my life that this could happen for me. Help me get to no 1 , go to I tunes and download the album, you’re the only hope ive got guys. Ill love you forever.

Ps thank you to everyone who has brought me this far.

I love you alwys x

Go to tunes and download , please

Wow, she only says she’s going to cry once. Imagine that.

And now, according to PerezHIlton.com, it sees Mummy Dearest has hopped on the buy this record bandwagon by sending out a mass email asking friends, family and anyone else who may be listening to buy
It’s Not Me, It’s You:

Hi All!

Alison and everyone at Ruby would love you forever if you went out and bought Lily Allen’s fantastic new album It’s Not Me, It’s You which is in the shops now. The first week or so is all important so please download or go out right now and bag yourself a copy! Especially all you in the US!!

THANKS SO MUCH!

“a wonderful record, and, better than that, a pop album brave enough to have a go at defining the times” – 5 out of 5 stars – Gary Mulholland, The Observer

“no one does Lily like Lily… fantastic” – Jody Rosen, Rolling Stone

What next Lily? Setting up a table at your local pub?