So, yeah, John Mayer is once again claiming that despite recent rumors he’s hooked up with model Scheana Marie Jancan, he’s actually single.  

When spotted by photogs in Sana Monica this past week end, John was quick to go on the defensive when asked about his new flame.

“If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’.”

Um, John?  We don’t actually think she’s your girlfriend.  We all just think you’re doing her.  There’s a difference.