It’s a sad, sad day when Jennifer Aniston’s gray hair makes news. Well, not exactly her gray hair. More like her reaction to finding a gray hair. Most of us find the gray hair, go , “oh crap” and either get on with life, pull it out, or decide to try that wonderful shade of auburn we’ve been eying at the drug store. But not Ms. Aniston. No, finding a rogue gray hair on her famous head of locks flipped her out.

Aniston told Ellen DeGeneres that “I found a really long gray hair, and it kind of flipped me out. It’s not my first, but it’s the fact that it was so long. it actually brought me to tears, slightly.” God, really? With everything going on in your life, Jennifer, it’s the gray hair that you’re freaked over?

I don’t know what’s more pathetic: the fact that it wigged her out that much, or the fact that I’m writing about it.