When asked about his daughter reportedly getting back together with Chris Brown, Rihanna’s father was a fountain of support. He told People magazine that “Whatever road she chooses, I’m behind her.”

WTF?  You’re showing your support by okaying her decision to go back to the man that allegedly choked her into unconsciousness only three weeks ago?  And the icing on the cake is that he went on to say that, “She’s a smart girl.”

While she may be smart, she’s also probably traumatized and confused.  She doesn’t need her Dad saying it’s okay to go back with Brown.  She needs her Dad to do what my Dad would do:  go after Brown with a shovel.