So, it seems that Paris Hilton is not one lick worried about catching the swine flu.  And why should she be?  According to her, there is no way she can catch it.

TMZ.com photogs asked the heiress if she was at all worried about the flu breakout.  

Photog: You worried about the swine flu, Paris? It’s killing a lot of people in Mexico.
Paris Hilton: I don’t eat that.

Good to know you aren’t a cannibal or a zombie, Paris. 

It seems that a child star these days is worth about $295,000. Not per film, but for the actual child.  At least that is the supposed price asked for by nine year old Rubina Ali’s dad when an undercover journalist tried to buy the little girl, who starred in Slumdog Millionaire.

In negotiating the deal with the undercover News Of the World journalist, the little girl’s father said, “The child is special now. This is NOT an ordinary child. This is an Oscar child!”

Daddy Dearest thought that selling the little girl to a rich man would be the best thing for him and Rubina. 

The best thing for him is to go to jail and be sold to his bunkmate Bubba. 

Well, well, well.  Seems like Daddy Spears, who has whole heartedly taken credit for his daughter’s recent return from Crazyville, may not be the concerned father he’s always trying to portray to the media.  In a recently leaked voice message left back in January by Britney, the pop singer reminds a lawyer that she wants to break the conservatorship.  Seems Daddy Spears has been threatening to take Brit’s kids away from her.  Tsk, tsk.  And the drama continues!

Well, once again Amy Winehouse has had to cancel a performance due to legal issues (Really? She still sings?) The crazy talented singer cannot get a work visa to perform at Coachella because of the small issue of a battery charge against her. Now, if you are like me, you had a hard time trying to figure out which of her attacks she’s being charged with. Well, it’s for punching a fan, Sherene Flash, in the face when the girl asked if her and her friend could get a pic with the druggie star. Winehouse is set to appear in court next week.

In somewhat related news, it seem that her Dad is all set to sue Blake’s mumsy for a supposed 18^th month hate campaign against him. Daddy Winehouse is claiming that Blake’s Mom is basically stalking him and that he had to call the police after receiving a threatening letter from her. She has also apparently threatened to stab him.

“She was screaming, ‘If I had a knife I’d stab you’, it was terrifying. She’s like a stalker trying to make our lives hell. She’s blaming my daughter for her son’s failings and she’s out to destroy Amy.”

Nice to know Britain has white trash, too. Wonder if they have their own Jerry Springer show?

Rumor has it that two of Grey’s main doctors are saying bye bye to the hit TV show. Apparently Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are slated to leave the popular medical drama. While reps for neither star has said boo, their co-star James Pickens Jr, who play Dr. Richard Webber aka “The Chief” told US Weekly that both stars will be leaving the show.

Can’t say that I am overly surprised. While I’m not an avid Grey’s fan, I do turn in from time to time and between Heigl’s weird sleeping with a ghost story line and the fact that T.R. Knight doesn’t even have a story line, it wasn’t hard to see this coming.

Besides, there’s always the fact that both actors, in their own way, have been fairly vocal about wanting out of their contract. Sources say that Knight bitches about it all the time and there was that little Emmy stunt Heigl pulled last year.

Hmmm……they’ve already kind of hinted that Izzie has a brain tumor or something, but I wonder how George gets the boot? Maybe he bores himself to death.

Okay, so yesterday I blogged about the break up of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. As one reader was nice enough to point out, I may have jumped the gun on that one. Oh well, when you are dealing with “gossip” things are bound to go screwy from time to time. And, in my defense, this has to be the most confusing couple EVER. About two seconds after the break up rumors hit the net, MSNBC reported that Mayer was apparently Twittering about an engagement ring for the former Friends star.

Last Friday and Saturday he reportedly twittered “Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin.” and “Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.” Hard to say whether or not he was being serious, because he has a bit of a warped sense of humor, but in my opinion I think he was goofing. But hey, folks, this is how rumors get started.

Meanwhile other “sources” are reporting that the couple is together but may split due to John wanting to focus on his music, stay low key, etc. My head is spinning. Anyone have any Advil or vodka?