According to usmagazine.com , two disastrous events are about to occur:  Heidi Montag is dropping an album and Spencer Pratt may be rapping on it.

Like it isn’t bad enough that these two publicity hounds are still making the news, they have spread their particular brand of crap to the record industry by teaming up?

Heidi gushes about Spencer saying in an interview with MTV.com that he’s amazing. She’s also pretty hyped about her debut album. 

My ears are bleeding already. 

You’d think that these two clueless wonders would for one second stop hating on the world and maybe take a look in the mirror. But apparently being in the news in way more important than actually being a decent human being to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, because once again they are dishing the dirt on another celebrity.

TMZ.com is reporting that Speidi is kicking up a serious feud with Lady Gaga all over the song Fashion, which both Heida and Lady Gaga have recorded. The couple is apparently bitter because people prefer Lady Gaga’s version.

Spencer was overheard at a club saying that he had to “save my ears from Lady Gaga”.

Personally, I don’t care who sings it: the song just plain sucks.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, aka Speidi, must have the combined IQ of a peanut. I mean, how else can you explain them buddying up to none other than Perez Hilton, who makes his living mocking the likes of Speidi?

The wonderfully vain threesome showed up for the Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood where Speidi was promoting their “Heidi and Spencer Shake” with the gossip queen in tow. Apparently Perez was a bit confused and thought it was a banana split event and came dressed accordingly, sporting various hues of yellow. And if that wasn’t tacky enough he came equipped with several copies of his book.

I don’t know how these three don’t choke on their egos. One can wish.

All aboard!

It seems that anyone who is anyone in Hollywood has jumped on the Obama bandwagon, even those who were not supporters of the “Yes we can” man during the election.  The other day Speidi was spotted sporting Obama T-shirts.  Remember two seconds ago when they were huge MacCain supporters?  These two are so shameless in their self promotion it’s nauseating.  I can just see them in WWII Germany with “We heart Hitler” T shirts.

Party Central

Washington over the past week has seen a severe influx of glitz and glamour as the Hollywood elite parties in support of Obama.  There were so many parties and dinners it’s a bit overwhelming.  And really, I’m a huge supporter of Obama, but wouldn’t maybe one huge party have sufficed?

Stand by your man

Well, one thing you can say about Kelly Osborne:  she’s loyal to a fault.  The daughter of Ozzy  and sometime singer has been formally charged for a little slapfest she held back in August of last year. When gossip columnist Zoe Griffin dared to call Osborne’s fiancé, Luke Worrall stupid, Kelly defended her man by slapping the columnist.  Glad to see you have those anger issues under control, Kelly.

One more night in Paris?

Apparently there is going to be yet another sex tape of Paris Hilton available for your viewing pleasure.  Or those nights you need help getting to sleep.  Really, the first one was so freaking boring, would anyone care if another was released?  According to OK! magazine,  some nobody, Darnell Riley, bought 14 hours of Hilton tape from Russian kids who stole the tape from the her home.  The video apparently shows Ms. Hilton being naughty in the back of a New York taxi. Uh huh.  Like she’d ever get in a taxi.