Wow, Shia, way to go!   I know if I wanted to try to avoid the paparazzi I would definitely head out with a paper bag over my face.  No way anyone is going to want to take a shot of that!  And to head to the liquor mart to grab a beer makes it all the better.  But it’s raining, Shia, and paper gets soggy awfully quick.  Maybe you should have used plastic?