So, it seems that Paris Hilton is expanding her group of friends.  Rumor has it that she’s doing another installment of her hit reality show Paris Hilton: My New BFF.  And this time?  She’s looking for her best bud in Dubai. 

Sure, this makes perfect sense to me. A girl can never have too many fake BFFs. I wonder if this time she’ll stay friends with the loser lucky winner of the contest. 

While I’m sure it would have been loads of fun to watch Paris Hilton bitch slap someone, the brawl that her and honey Doug Reinhardt were involving in was actually the result of someone man handling the heiress.

According to RadarOnline.com, out for a night of partying at Fontainebleau‘s LIV nightclub Thursday, Paris approached the DJ to request a tune.  It was then that a bodyguard took offense and shoved her out of the way.  Boyfriend Doug came to the rescue, getting into a little melee with the body guard. Words and fists were apparently thrown around although no one was arrested.

Doug ended up with a bloody lip, but Paris wasn’t physically hurt.  Only her pride was damaged. 

Paris Hilton and her latest boyfriend, ex Hills cast member Doug Reinhart are apparently so cookoo for coco puffs, head over heals in love with each other that they want to make babies!  Yes, folks, Paris is considering procreating.

The pair told In Touch magazine that they’d love to have babies some day. Doug says, “I’d love to have some mini Parises one day.”  God help us.

And according to an insider, Paris thinks Doug is much better Daddy material than her ex Benji Madden.  Apparently Paris “thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father.”

Paris, you are so smart!  You should definitely only take into consideration looks when deciding on having kids with someone.  After all, personality and temperament don’t really factor in, do they? 

Well, it seems that Paris Hilton is once again looking for a new BFF. The heiress has decided to ditch Brittany Flickinger who was her BFF for about 15 seconds. Imagine a friendship “won” through reality TV not lasting? Rumor has it that Nicky Hilton couldn’t stand Brittany and was pressuring Paris to dump her. Plus, there’s the fact that Paris can’t stand to be out of the limelight for more than 5 minutes. So if you are a shallow, self serving airhead, here’s your chance.

All aboard!

It seems that anyone who is anyone in Hollywood has jumped on the Obama bandwagon, even those who were not supporters of the “Yes we can” man during the election.  The other day Speidi was spotted sporting Obama T-shirts.  Remember two seconds ago when they were huge MacCain supporters?  These two are so shameless in their self promotion it’s nauseating.  I can just see them in WWII Germany with “We heart Hitler” T shirts.

Party Central

Washington over the past week has seen a severe influx of glitz and glamour as the Hollywood elite parties in support of Obama.  There were so many parties and dinners it’s a bit overwhelming.  And really, I’m a huge supporter of Obama, but wouldn’t maybe one huge party have sufficed?

Stand by your man

Well, one thing you can say about Kelly Osborne:  she’s loyal to a fault.  The daughter of Ozzy  and sometime singer has been formally charged for a little slapfest she held back in August of last year. When gossip columnist Zoe Griffin dared to call Osborne’s fiancé, Luke Worrall stupid, Kelly defended her man by slapping the columnist.  Glad to see you have those anger issues under control, Kelly.

One more night in Paris?

Apparently there is going to be yet another sex tape of Paris Hilton available for your viewing pleasure.  Or those nights you need help getting to sleep.  Really, the first one was so freaking boring, would anyone care if another was released?  According to OK! magazine,  some nobody, Darnell Riley, bought 14 hours of Hilton tape from Russian kids who stole the tape from the her home.  The video apparently shows Ms. Hilton being naughty in the back of a New York taxi. Uh huh.  Like she’d ever get in a taxi.