Madonna wasn’t injured seriously when she took a recent tumble off of a horse, while riding in the Hamptons. 

Seems the Material Girl’s horse was startled when a group of paparazzi jumped out of the bushes to take a picture of Madonna.

Too bad the photogs didn’t get trampled.

According to perezhilton.com, the NY Post says that paparazzi weren’t the cause of the fall and that Madonna managed once again to fall off a horse all on her own:

“The Material Mom, who suffered broken bones in a similar accident three years ago, was leaping over hurdles on a brown steed on the East End spread when she bit the dust just before 4:30 p.m.”

“In the wake of the titanic tumble, more than 10 people, including her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz, 22, rushed to her side.

“Rescue workers, who arrived minutes later, scooped up the “Like a Virgin” songstress and gingerly carried her on a backboard to a waiting ambulance, which raced to Southampton Hospital.”

Madonna’s latest adoption attempt has been turned down.  According to reports, the judge ruled against Madonna stating that parents that want to adopt have to live in Malawi for between 18 to 24 months to be considered.  As you can probably tell, this was not the same judge that allowed Madonna to adopt little David. 

Madge has wasted no time in appealing the ruling.

You know, adopting a child is a great thing, but maybe she should wait until her divorce is finalized.  Or at least until boy toy Jesus reaches puberty. 

Holy cow!  Over the past couple of days it seem like anyone who was pregnant in and around Hollywood has popped those babies out.

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller welcomed twin boys Max and Bob into their life on March 14^th.

Carson Daly and his girlfriend Siri Pinter are the new parents of baby boy Jackson James Daly, born Sunday night.

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz now have twin boys after the former porn star gave birth early Monday morning.

Not wanting to miss out on any of the new parenting fun, Madonna has also announced that she is thinking about adopting another baby from Malawi.

That’s a lot of babies.  Hollywood has almost caught up to OctoMom. 

It seems, surprise surprise, that towards the end of their marriage, Guy Ritchie and Madonna weren’t all that nice to each other.  A source told Britain’s The Sun that Ritchie had taken to calling Madonna “It” even before the two were divorced. 

When talking about his wife, Ritchie would say things such as, “Oh, It’s in a bad mood today,” or, “We can’t make It angry!” 

Not wanting to give Ritchie the last laugh, Madonna’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, replied to the statements by letting Ritchie, and the world know that, “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized!”

Touché Madonna, touché.

Rumors are circulating that Madonna will be parading her latest boy toy down the red carpet at Sunday night’s Oscars.  The 22 year old Jesus Luz will apparently be accompanying Madonna to the big event.

A source tells OK! magazine that “Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night. Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce him to the world as her new boyfriend, and wants everything to be perfect!”

I think she just couldn’t get a babysitter that night.