Lindsay Lohan should give her PR people a serious raise!  In a bid to address all of the recent craziness surrounding her, Lindsay has posted a fake eHarmony video profile on funnyordie.com.  In it she mentions everything from the supposed restraining order out against her to her DUI. 

Besides being hilarious, it’s pretty smart of her, too.  Could Lindsay be on the road to saneness?

You won’t be hearing any Lindsay Lohan jokes from Kathy Griffin anytime soon.  In a conversation with popeater.com last week, the comedian said that she was laying off the Lilo jokes for a bit.

“I’m more likely to make fun of Lindsay Lohan a year ago. She was clubbing every night with the girlfriend and, like, DJing – but now it seems like she’s in the throes of real trouble. It feels like kicking her when she’s down. Believe it or not, I might kind of take her out for the time being. That’s a little hard to find the comedy in.”

The decision not to joke about Lindsay right now was an one for Griffin who says, “The line is always so clear to me. People often say that I have no boundaries, but the line is crystal clear to me.”

In a New York Times interview, Stevie Nicks was less than pleased at the idea of Lindsay Lohan playing her in a movie about her life.

When asked what she thought about the fact that Lilo wanted to buy the rights to the story of Stevie’s life and play her on the big screen, Nicks said, “Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”

Is that clear enough for you, Linds?

Things keep getting worse for Lindsay Lohan.  After crashing a week end party and officially splitting from her girlfriend, it seems that her ex’s family doesn’t want her anywhere near her former girlfriend.

Sam Ronson’s family has sought out advice on getting a restraining order against the actress.

According to reports by Ok! magazine,  Sam’s twin sister Charlotte and their mom spoke with authorities.  Charlotte told them, “She does these things to get attention. She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.” 

Mom Ann Dexter-Jones, also told the authorities that Lindsay was doing drugs. And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.” 

Well, if there was any doubt about whether or not Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Sam Ronson have spilt up, the locksmith at Ronson’s house this morning was a clear indication.  It appears that Sam has decided to change all of her locks after she split up on Friday from Lindsay.  Lindsay was kept out of a party Sam was DJ-ing at over the week end and Twittered about it after, writing, “So-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you”

Today, Sam’s MySpace status was changed to “single” while Lindsay emailed E! online telling them that she “taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.

Nothing like playing out your personal life on the internet for all to see.  Next they’ll be complaining that they aren’t getting enough privacy.  

Rumors are that Lindsay and gal pal Sam Ronson have called it quits, once again.  And if the rumors are to be believed, this time it’s for good.

Sources tell OK! magazine that DJ Sam actually barred Lindsay from a party where she was DJ-ing.   Friday night Sam was working a party for her designer sister Charlotte. A big brouhaha occurred when bouncers, under strict guidelines from the Ronson family, refused to allow Lindsay into the party. Apparently Lindsay knew she wasn’t wanted at the party, but showed up anyway, trying to force her way in.

A source said that Sam was okay without Lindsay, “She looked like she was in a great mood.” 

Earlier this week, Lilo told the press that she and Sam are still an item. 

Uh huh.  Maybe you might want to check in with Sam, eh, Linds?  That is if she’ll see you. 

Well it seems that Lindsay Lohan has found a solution to all of her money woes: she’s simply going to spend someone else’s.  Word is that Lindsay is spending girlfriend Sam’s money hand over fist and it’s causing huge fights between the two.

A friend of the couple says “Lindsay is spending like crazy. She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.” 

Lindsay other big plan for getting her hands on some cash is to pursue a career as a model.  I say go for it, Lindsay:  maybe I can make some extra cash betting on when you screw up that career, too.

Okay, just file this one under who gives a crap. Lindsay Lohan is apparently concerned over the fact that she has not been in a movie since 2007.  In the new issue of Nylon magazine, the tartlet starlet whines about her lack of employment.

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now.’ “

Poor Lindsay!  I can’t imagine what I would do if I was having trouble paying for my huge mansion AND trips with my girlfriend AND new clothes.  I just think it’s horrible how hard this recession is hitting some of Hollywood’s finest. (Excuse me while I gag.)

Lindsay goes on to say that she has some things “in the works”, which I believe is code for struggling to get someone willing to work with her.

“I’m talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

For the sake of your career Seth, keep letting her calls go to voicemail.

Seems like that arrest warrant out for Lindsay Lohan was actually due to a small misunderstanding, just like her lawyer claimed.  As part of a court agreement on a DUI charge in 2007, Lindsay is supposed to be in an 18 month alcohol education program.  The actress decided to switch courses without telling anyone, prompting the former course to report her as delinquent.

 Thankfully that has all been straightened out and the warrant was nullified.

 Now if only she could get her personal life in order. 

So, Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer has issued a statement regarding the warrant out for the actress.  Shawn Chapman Holley says,

“Since her case was resolved, Ms. Lohan has been in compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation and all orders of the Court. The warrant issued on Friday was, in our view, born out of a misunderstanding which I am confident I can clear up next week.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Whatever.  No one really cares what the lawyer is saying. Especially since Perez Hilton has reported that Lindsay and gal pal Sam were holed up in her house surrounded by police and paparazzi.  According to Hilton, the two were once again fighting up a storm and a window was broken. 

Sources told Perez that when the officers, who say they aren’t there to arrest Lohan, knocked on the door, the two inside refused to open up. Seems the police were responding to a 911 call made by a neighbor when the couple’s fight got way too loud.

Such a Jerry Springer moment, even for Lilo.  BTW girls, domestic abuse doesn’t have to be hitting.  Verbal assault is just as bad.