So, you would think that Amy Winehouse would be over the moon happy to actually have a singing gig, but it turns out that the soulless singer is as spacey as ever.

While performing “Valarie” in St. Lucia, Winehouse simply stopped singing, stared at the ground and then walked off the stage, no explanation or anything.

Later, a rep claimed “technical difficulties”, citing the rain as the problem. 

I’m thinking the technical difficulty was Winehouse herself.  

Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital after collapsing while on her extended vacation to St. Lucia.  A rep for Winehouse says that it’s nothing serious:  apparently Amy was just dehydrated.

Her rep told Britain’s The Sun that “Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part. It turned out it wasn’t a reaction to her medication, she was actually dehydrated. So she’s been told to drink lots of water and hopefully she will be released later.”

Hmm. I wonder if Amy realizes that just because it’s clear, vodka doesn’t really count towards her daily fluid intake. 

Oh, the drama, the drama!  Seems that while Amy Winehouse is doing anything in her power to win back husband, Blake Fielder Civil, he has moved on.  Looks like Blake has developed a relationship with a 16 year old Essex girl. Apparently Blake has been spending quite a lot of time with Francesca Morralee since about January.

A friend of the girl tells the UK’s Mirror that “Fran thinks it’s glamorous to be seeing Amy’s man but she’s only 16. She likes to have a good time but certainly doesn’t do drugs. With Blake’s reputation he is not the best role model.”

And the relationship MUST be serious, because young Fran is facebooking about it about!  She has updated her status a couple of times, hinting at the relationship by writing, “Fran has a secret! An exciting one!” and “Fran is so happy with her boy.”

Um, is she freaking crazy?  One thing I know for sure: it wouldn’t matter how hot I thought Blake was (ew!) no way in HELL I’d ever cross Amy. In case you haven’t noticed, Franny, the chick is nuts.

Remember when Amy Winehouse used to sing?  Ah, those were the days! Well, it seems that the one time singer has returned to the UK from her island vacation to sit down and have a pow wow with hubby Blake over the possibility of divorcing.  Or reconciling.  Honestly, with these two, who knows?

According to the Sun, Amy was back to her crazy ways despite recently announcing that she is drug free and healthier than she has been in a long time.  On the flight back to the UK from St. Lucia’s, Winehouse apparently lost it when she thought that a male passenger was “giving her the eye”.

Has she seen herself? If I was flying and ended up sitting next to a heavily beehived and tattooed skeleton, I’d probably stare, too.  Anyhoo, apparently Winehouse flipped out at the male passenger and a fight almost broke out.

The source goes on to say that, “She [Amy] was nervous about coming back so it didn’t take much to push her over the edge.”

Does it ever?

Amy, Amy, Amy.  Hasn’t anyone ever told you that you can’t have your cake and eat it, too?  Or has all that coke simply addled your brain so much that you’re just a wee bit confused about things?  My money’s on the second explanation.

Seems that Ms Rehab is refusing to accept the fact that perhaps her fairytale wedding (think beauty and the beast) is finally over. Rumor has it that her dear Blakie, who is currently behind bars, has requested that his lawyers draw up divorce papers.  But that won’t stop this love story gone wrong from continuing down its Jerry Springer path if Amy has anything to say about it.  She recently told the Sun that she simply refuses to divorce her hubby. “I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me.”

Amy loves her husband so much she has been spotted canoodling with Josh Bowman, a rugby player who is currently trying his hand at acting. As usual Amy has a screwed up view of things.  Apparently she’s desperately in love with Blake, but wants to have her fun, too.  “Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

And just where does Amy plan on waiting for her hubby to get out of jail?  St. Lucia.  If you want to prove your dedication to him, Amy, why not wait in Siberia?  Or a rehab center?