Amy Winehouse not ready to lose Blake

Amy, Amy, Amy.  Hasn’t anyone ever told you that you can’t have your cake and eat it, too?  Or has all that coke simply addled your brain so much that you’re just a wee bit confused about things?  My money’s on the second explanation.

Seems that Ms Rehab is refusing to accept the fact that perhaps her fairytale wedding (think beauty and the beast) is finally over. Rumor has it that her dear Blakie, who is currently behind bars, has requested that his lawyers draw up divorce papers.  But that won’t stop this love story gone wrong from continuing down its Jerry Springer path if Amy has anything to say about it.  She recently told the Sun that she simply refuses to divorce her hubby. “I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me.”

Amy loves her husband so much she has been spotted canoodling with Josh Bowman, a rugby player who is currently trying his hand at acting. As usual Amy has a screwed up view of things.  Apparently she’s desperately in love with Blake, but wants to have her fun, too.  “Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

And just where does Amy plan on waiting for her hubby to get out of jail?  St. Lucia.  If you want to prove your dedication to him, Amy, why not wait in Siberia?  Or a rehab center?