As Joey Lawrence said on Blossom, Whoa!  That’s our reaction after reading that Joey and Wesley Snipes will be starring, if that word even applies to this lot, in an action film called Havana Heat.

This new movie will, of course, act as more or less a comeback film for both Blossom’s Lawrence and Blade’s Snipes.

Joey has slowly added more traction with his career in the role on ABC Family’s Melissa & Joey while Snipes’ recent appearance in Brooklyn’s Finest wasn’t really his finest, was it now?

It will be interesting to see how we all react to this comeback movie when it debuts summer 2011.

Can it get hotter than this?  I mean, really, can it?!  We think not!

Out this week is Rolling Stone’s new issue with none other than True Blood’s Sookie, Bill and Eric donning the cover in the nude.

Anna Paquin, real-life fiance Stephen Moyer (Bill) and hottiepants Alexander Skaarsgard (Eric) bared it all for the cover of the mag, and that’s not even to mention them being covered in stage blood.  Ooo, I’m all a tither!

Why Anna chose Stephen over Alexander has never been clear to me.

We don’t know no Jake!

Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s former fiance Vienna Girardi is back in the dating world once more and we’re so happy for her.

On Tuesday, Girardi tweeted,  “About to head up to Runyon Canyon with Chloe and John.  Yes, Im dating and he is amazing guy…Im so Happy!!”

Teasing her about her new man on a recent Lopez Tonight appearance, George asked her if she believes she’s still going to meet The One, to which Vienna replied, “How do you know I haven’t already?”

Wow!  You go, V!

Paris Hilton was notified on Wednesday that she is being sued for $35 million in damages for breach of contract by a hair extension company.

Hairtech International Inc. is seeking $35 million in damages after Hilton apparently donned a competitor’s hair extensions product, which is hilariously 10 times what she was paid under the contract.

Of course this is not Paris’ first round of trouble in endorsement deals, but that doesn’t mean that it isn’t still fun to watch it all come down…
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Harry Potter’s Emma Watson just debuted her new ultra-short hairdo that really works on her.  Very chic, Emma!

Reportedly Watson chopped off her locks for a play at the role of Lisbeth in the upcoming film The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  Wow, talk about dedication and knowing what you want, right?!

Emma, we are with you girl, go get that role honey!

65-year-old Rod Stewart is going all Charlie Chaplin on us and has recently revealed that he and his wife Penny Lancaster are expecting their second child together.

“We were thrilled and delighted to be able to tell Alastair that he was going to be the big brother to a little baby, expected just before Mummy’s 40th Birthday,” the couple revealed in a statement.

With their third anniversary celebrated just in June of this year, this couple is waiting on nothing to get the party started.

According to Britain’s Daily Mail Lindsay Lohan apparently arrived at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California early Tuesday morning in tears.  That wasn’t what surprised us however, it was that the 24-year-old celeb was on time that took us aback.

Despite LL’s tears, inmates cheered the actress on, saying, ‘God bless you, Lindsay’ and saying hello through the bars.

After Lindsay was strip-searched she then changed out of her black leather jacket and jeans and into her new outfit, a bright orange prison jumpsuit.  And we all know that orange really isn’t this actresses color.

LL will be living in isolation 23 hours a day in her cell for the next two weeks for violating probation in her DUI case.

Adorable as ever Violet Affleck helpedmama Jennifer Garner hail a cab in NYC Monday after Jennifer, Violet, and Seraphina arrived in the East Coast Friday.

It’ been a busy weekend for the girls with Violet in the Central Park fountain waters and Seraphina catching some wind on the swings.  You just gotta love this semi-normal celebrity family!

We don’t guess anyone is at all surprised that 24-year-old Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab.  Instead of on-again-off-again romantic relationships, LL has an on-again-off-again relationship with rehabs across America.

According to Us Weekly, Lohan checked into attorney Robert Shapiro’s sober living home, Pickford Lofts on Wednesday.

LL reportedly has hired Shapiro, of OJ Simpson fame, to help her fight her recent 90-day jail sentence.  Well, good luck with that, though honestly, it might just be good for Lindsay to have some jail time.  I mean, nothing else is working, is it?

Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol and crazypants baby daddy Levi Johnston have revealed to Us Weekly that they are getting married.  WTF?!

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” the 19-year-old mother reveals.

“It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.”  Well, honey, looking at Levi’s behavior in the past few months, we have no idea why that would be a surprise to you!

“It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board,” Bristol continued.

Well, doing this via Us Weekly probably wasn’t the smartest move, baby mama.